Want to know how you can be petty and whiny, yet still win Olympic medals? Ask Shani and Chad.
Shani: "He didn't shake my hand when I won gold - he waited until I lost and got silver!"
Chad: "He didn't skate on the relay team and kept me from probably winning gold!"
*quotes paraphrased, naturally*
In other news: Go, Sasha & Kimmie & Emily!