Pastor John Hay (from right here in Indianapolis) has a nice one.
So does pastor Mark Daniels (he's from my home state - go, Buckeyes!), even though he thinks he looks like a dork.
And, finally, read the one by pastor Mark Roberts (he lives in California, one of the few states I have yet to visit).
*I realize that this is posted at the very end of Ash Wednesday. Sorry for the lateness.*
RELATED: Did you catch Senator Joe Biden on the telly today? Uh-huh, you could tell that he went to church somewhere.