"It was beautiful until something broke out in the parking lot..."

Anyone who has ever been to a wedding knows that the cake is of utmost importance to the reception. Everyone waits with bated breath to see if the bride and groom will play nice or smash the piece into each other's mouths. However, it's not worth it to stab people just because you're impatient about the cake cutting - unless, of course, the cake is excellent (just kidding).