"I dropped out of law school at Georgetown--where I could have learned how to become a highly paid attorney..."

Instead, she chose to critique politicians on television. Sacha Zimmerman reviews the ads streaming all over Iowa cornfields at this very minute.

She concludes:

And so, in the strange multiplex that is the '08 presidential race, there seems to be a little something for everyone: horror (Romney), science fiction (Giuliani), comedy (Huckabee), inspiration (Obama), John Waters (Clinton), and The Notebook (Edwards). If only I knew what the candidates' policies were.

(HT: Althouse)