what you always knew

The kiddies don't like the clowns.

"Unlike most politicians, I will not hide my EVIL SIDE!"

Jonathan "The Impaler" Sharkey, who ran for governor of Minnesota in 2006, has announced his plan to run for the presidency next year. He describes himself as a "Sanguinary Satanic Vampyre" and a "Hecate Witch."

Is he serious? Is this just a big joke? Looking through the website, it's difficult to tell for sure, but it appears that he's serious.

He's got a blog, too.

confessions of [the juice]

Legendary professional football player, actor, and murderer O.J. Simpson plans to tell how he would have killed Nicole Brown Simpson if he was going to do it.

Yeah, right.... if. Nevermind that he actually did commit the murders of Brown Simpson and her friend Ronald Goldman.

Apparently, there's a book coming out, too. He is reportedly going to receive $3.5 million for the book, which should be halved and directly deposited into the Brown and Goldman bank accounts.

UPDATE: I remember seeing signs on restaurants during the trial: Try our O.J. - it's a killer.

UPDATE 2: Sane people have prevailed! Book and interviewed cancelled.

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(H/T: the fellas at In the Agora)