a Washington insider weekend

This weekend, my little family will be traveling to Washington, D.C. Hopefully there will be no more winter storms and we'll make it through Pennsylvania without any issues. I feel like we're going to be Washington insiders this weekend since (1) we are going to a surprise birthday party of a friend whose husband works for the CIA, (2) we may be able to meet up with a friend whose husband works in the White House, and (3) while my wife and I are at the party, our children will be cared for by an FBI agent.