Yo: to those who occasionally leave comments for me. Are you seriously kidding me with the paltry few that you leave? You totally need to write more. I'm posting good stuff here. I'm talking about Madonna and the Naked Cowboy, for heaven's sake! What more do you want? Doug Masson was kind enough to leave two comments for me in the same post - two! And he's not a blood-relative... (Thanks, Doug!)
Yo: to those who have never left comments for me. I know who you are.... I KNOW. You think you can sneak peeks in here and just leave? Ah, no.... That's right, Jessica - I'm talking to you.
Yo: to those who ain't Brownie's family. Thanks for stopping by! Please pardon my little family admonition. If you leave a comment, I promise I'll be nice. If you don't leave a comment, I'll still be nice, but I'll be a little sad.
Yo: to those who think I sound completely desperate and ridiculous. If you ask my family, they'll tell you that I'm often one or the other.